Banal
Lacking in originality as to be obvious and boring
Terse
Sparing in the use of words; abrupt; to the point
Raconteur
A person who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way
Euphemism
A mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing. Passed away --> Died
Succinct
Especially of something written or spoken, briefly and clearly expressed
Hackneyed
Of a prose or idea, lacking significance through having been overused; unoriginal and annoying, (Guy meets girl) ("I hope you're well" email)
Articulate
Of a person's words, having or showing the ability to speak fluently and coherently
Laconic
Of a person, speech, or writing style, using very few words
Lampoon
Publicly criticize by using ridicule, irony, or sarcasm
Platitude
Remark or statement with moral content that has been used too often to be interesting or helpful, (Good things come to those who wait)